January 27, 2006
You are hearing me talk
From the Calgary Herald:
(This joke has been blatantly lifted from SNL's Weekend Update a few years back. Also hat tip to Vitor.)
Former U.S. vice-president Al Gore has accused the oil industry of financially backing the Tories and their "ultra-conservative leader" to protect its stake in Alberta's lucrative oilsands.And then, as always, the cashier nodded and handed Gore his Big Mac.
Canadians, Gore said, should vigilantly keep watch over prime minister-designate Stephen Harper because he has a pro-oil agenda and wants to pull out of the Kyoto accord -- an international agreement to combat climate change.
"The election in Canada was partly about the tar sands projects in Alberta," Gore said Wednesday while attending the Sundance Film Festival in Utah.
"And the financial interests behind the tar sands project poured a lot of money and support behind an ultra-conservative leader in order to win the election . . . and to protect their interests."
(This joke has been blatantly lifted from SNL's Weekend Update a few years back. Also hat tip to Vitor.)
Labels: energy, general stupidity